Urgent Owl from Myrddin Emrys

Attention students! As we ready the castle for your esteemed arrival, elven ears and magical devices alike have picked up a highly unusual wavelength. It's sending us messages from far beyond our stratosphere. We've been trying to tune in, but the signal is incredibly unstable. Can you make sense of it all?

Strange things are definitely afoot. We can feel this energy flowing through the very earth beneath us, resonating in the air, and echoing from the distant stars in the sky. Who is sending us these mysterious transmissions?

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Dazzling drapes

Our investigation team has been tirelessly decoding a truly mysterious wavelength, measuring in at precisely 3.14159 nanometers – and boy, is it sputtering with fiery red magic! We're still guessing at the full message these signals are trying to send, but we've managed to deduct a fascinating clue: a foldable kind of material, freshly zipped upward.

Scarlet manes

Our magical transmitters picked up an Extraterresitial Resonance Photonic Emission (whatever that means), and it nearly sent the old Mundane TV in the attic into a magical meltdown. Scarlet manes, roaring with volume were flashing on screen.

Janitor Stevie tried to get rid of it by throwing multiple hammers at the device. (Apparently, that's how some Mundane solutions work, though we're still trying to grasp the logic of their technology!)

Riddling radiowaves

~Bzzzzzt~This year ~.................. KzzzzTTtt ~ ...ay a str...g ...tow... finding balance in your life, ~Bzzzzzkkzzzt ~ have been missing ~..........~ for a while...... K....p ...ur pers.........,, don't look ....n....y..... rearview mirror, and hold y..r relationships close ~KKzzzzTTT .... ~

This old Aether-Phone hasn't worked in quite some years, and we were shocked to see it has dusted itself off and has since then ceased to shut up. We've asked professor Silverleaf what these prophetic words could mean. She shrugged - she never shrugs.

Colourful perspective

Amongst the chaos of these otherworldly transmissions, we've caught incredible, albeit distorted, glimpses of two vividly blue eyes, flickering with an ancient, knowing power. We have reasons to believe these will illuminate a path for our incoming students.

Safe to say we've had our hands full. Hopefully our tumultuous messenger will lay down when he sees our beloved students enter the schoolgrounds. The faculty, despite these bizarre occurrences, has every intention to start this schoolyear in a peaceful and orderly way.

With wands at the ready and hearts alight with anticipation, we bid you swift travels and await your safe arrival at our school.

Duly, Myrddin Emrys College